Prognosticating for Prophets

Because, let's be real, being a prophet is hard.

That's why we've got a support hotline just for prophets like you!

Our expert team of prophets will help you:

• Prognosticate the weather (it's always sunny, we swear)
• Decipher the meaning of that weird dream you had last night
• Give you advice on the best way to wear a toga in public